I can’t focus. I don’t know if it’s microplastics, long covid or because I pay $500 a week to live in a mould experiment. 

This year 

    • I went to a rally dressed as Boba Fett and was bashed by both police and protestors. 

    • I formed a parasocial relationship with a doordash chatbot

    • I lost all my crpyto trying to buy a mermaid skeleton


    "The laughs come hard and fast” ★★★★ ½ – Chortle

    Nominee – Best Newcomer Award, MICF 2019
    Winner – Piece of Wood Award, MICF 2023